there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
I bought a rug online today.
I’m 50% stoked because it’s black and white chevron and it’s cute and my feet get cold when I watch Netflix on my couch.
I’m 50% sad because it means I’m getting old. Who buys rugs on the internet? OMG KILL ME ALREADY. You guys want to talk retirement options? Menopause? The way things were before iPhones?